Sunday, September 25, 2011

epileptic bovine

i went to zumba tonight. miha (the instructor) has changed everything up, so i'm back to square one in that i look like i'm having a spasm when i try to salsa.

speaking of spasms, i fell in the shower yesterday. pulled the shower curtain down with me too. it was an epic moment in my otherwise boring saturday. i guess this is when old age truly begins; when your body pushes you to break a hip.

my letter of disgust was published in the gulf news -- http://gulfnews.com/opinions/letters/letters-september-22-2011-1.871167. i'm still a free woman, so maybe i should push the envelope a bit further next time.

my computer had a bsod today; took me an hour to fix it. where's a good pointy-head when you need one?

jeff's in saudi this week and i'm home alone:


i'm on the hunt for a fabulous posh frock for audrey's wedding and the shopping here bites. its so hard to find something hip and lovely when you're pushing 50. everything is either slutty, sequiny, shiny and made for a 20 year old or looks like something maude would wear. is this not the ugliest dress you've ever seen? this is from a website called http://www.audreysmotherofthebride.com/. hmmm; that's weird. all these dresses are hideous.


why do all the disney characters have perfect eyebrows? i was so bored earlier, i watched 'tangled' and the princely character has better eyebrows than is humanly possible. cartoon or not, disney is setting unattainable expectations for those of us who are 3 dimensional.

its almost my bedtime, so i'm out.

in 3 weeks, i'll be in dallas (again)!

tricia

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