i have a new momma

its been a hectic two weeks. momma quit her job thing. daddy left momma (for good this time, i think). 5 big, strange guys took all our stuff. momma shoved all us pets in cages for 12 hours. we flew on an airplane, in the crappiest, loudest seats EVER to dallas (i love texas). i recently heard of something called 'first class' on the airplane where nice ladies give you warm food and blankets and comfy places to sleep with people who would probably love to pet me. momma never told us about first class before. i'm never getting on an airplane again unless i'm in first class.

after we got to texas, some different strange men brought all our stuff back and we got new beds and a new yard to poop in. lindy immediately chewed up the cats new bed cause cuda rubbed her butt on the bed that was clearly mine and lindy's. momma also took me and lindy to some new woods where we found a
dead raccoon, a whole, uneaten turkey leg and a 17 day old slice of pizza. momma took the turkey leg from lindy before she could eat it, but i swallowed the pizza whole before momma could smack me.

sunday a whole bunch of people came over for a slumber party, then momma packed her bags and left the next day. we have a new momma now and her name is cassie. we love cassie cause she doesn't know all the rules. lindy and i told her that we usually have a big stack of waffles and bacon for breakfast, pizza for lunch, cheeseburgers for dinner and chocolate cake for dessert. cassie seems a little suspicious that we might be lying, so it may take some time to bend her to our will. but she is slowly coming around. i'm getting really good at the "i'm starving and might need a waffle" look.

breakfast is the best
a great way to start the day
waffles are pure joy

i have to go now; its late and i'm missing my much needed beauty sleep.

love and flowers,

daisy