Tuesday, May 3, 2011

i'm a despicable promiser

yesterday, i promised to take pictures of my every move today (truly, no one would want to see that). but after waking up this morning, i promptly forgot to dig my camera out of my jumbo purse for even one snapshot. so, a verbal rundown of today's mundane activities: a sloppy, soaking walk in the rain with my two smelly bitches, a two hour coffee with suzan, a viewing of last night's 'amazing race', supervising a creepy handyman for 5 hours (his name was charles mansoon and he was very inefficient), and dinner at 'nosh euro bistro' with my dear old friend gene and his very charming wife, susan. i know this is all astonishingly exciting and you're wishing i had super-fun pictures of all of the above. sorry; i'm just one disappointment after another. but! i have pictures of joost's b-day from saturday's soggy party at "lee harvey's" in the crackhead neighborhood in fair park. i'm convinced that people really just want to see pictures of themselves in my blog and that's how i'll get a million followers.

joost (pronounced "yost" ) is not in this picture - stewart, dark and mysterious hadji (that is heidi's alias indian name), red-headed fat girl, richard the wonder boy and the lovely leah:


joost is not in this picture either (i don't remember the old woman's name next to richard but she sang a birthday dirge to joost - i think she was schnockered):


this is my sister-wife and joost's lovely wife, suzan:


still not joost - suzan and my highly intelligent friend, laura:


and the birthday boy himself (he's the taller gentleman, second from the left) with some children that are mostly not his own (jude, tristan, zoe and carey - who is his own):


ok; i'm starting to get a little peeved about this whole obama/osama thing. i suppose it was only a matter of time before someone called this prodigious news a hoax and blamed obama for fabricating the entire story to boost his campaign. of course he did -- that makes perfect sense! obama is obviously a lying, foreign @sshole. and i'm not sure if you've noticed before, but he's also black! holy crap; we have a black man in office. personally, i think he was just trying to usurp the spotlight on the royal wedding spectacle (or maybe his supposedly fake birth certificate). seriously, i loathe politics and all the vitriol-spewing douchebag monsters that lose their common sense when the subject of the president comes up - and i mean all sides--left, right and liberal. lastly, i'm not taking sides - i believe bin laden is most-likely dead; i don't have all the facts about obama's birth certificate, so i don't have an opinion about that; i know i don't like neil cavuto and i still don't like george w. no president can please everyone. ok, i'm now going to bag my political monologue, finish my wee glass of pinot noir and get some sleep.

peace (not hate),

tricia


1 comment:

Suzan said...

The gray-haired guys are the best!Do not ever post a close up photo of me again.I look like I could be married to your handyman.