and an even bigger mouth. i thought she had gastric bypass surgery - isn't that surgery supposed to cure enormous butt syndrome? i'll admit it - i'm addicted to 'celebrity apprentice'. i've been waiting patiently for years for gary busey to make a comeback and my dreams have finally come true. everyone on this show is a train wreck except for maybe marlee matlin. not sure why she's lowered herself to this level. perhaps she wanted an up-close and personal look at the stunning hair of 'the donald'. and with all the money the trumps have, you'd think donald jr. would buy himself a better chin.
after spending a perfect day with the charming 21 year old audrey, i opted to lounge on the couch this evening on my expanding rear end while fixated on the idiot box - and also taking pictures of my cat. i felt that 'cuda' (my hefty black feline companion) wasn't getting as much attention as the 'golden girls of stink'. i know you may find this hard to believe, but i'm truly a riot at parties. having photo sessions with my pets is not my usual form of entertainment - really.
sweet child of mine:
cuda says 'what the f do you want?'
the golden stink:
all this inertia is making me sleepy. more mindless crap tomorrow.
happy easter!!
after spending a perfect day with the charming 21 year old audrey, i opted to lounge on the couch this evening on my expanding rear end while fixated on the idiot box - and also taking pictures of my cat. i felt that 'cuda' (my hefty black feline companion) wasn't getting as much attention as the 'golden girls of stink'. i know you may find this hard to believe, but i'm truly a riot at parties. having photo sessions with my pets is not my usual form of entertainment - really.
sweet child of mine:
cuda says 'what the f do you want?'
the golden stink:
all this inertia is making me sleepy. more mindless crap tomorrow.
happy easter!!
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